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By A.R. Alan

ISBN-10: 161720062X

ISBN-13: 9781617200625

negative Sabina Sunday! She's 30 years previous, a hundred kilos obese, an unwilling virgin, and an accountant in a modeling business enterprise packed with beautiful, thin ladies. To make concerns worse, she lives together with her nagging Jewish mom, who by no means shall we her overlook that she is not married and is inaccurate approximately everything.

But issues search for someday whilst Sabina overhears her boss discuss with her as "that fats sausage." that is whilst she joins Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, and Overeaters, made up our minds to shed the kilos and alter her existence. At her first actual Weight Watchers assembly, she meets Thomas, a neurotic Italian diminish, who overeats to make amends for his lack of ability to deal with his perform and the mysterious homicide of 2 of his patients.

As they overcome the scales jointly, Sabina and Thomas's friendship grows, yet so do their difficulties. They locate themselves stalked through a killer, and Sabina's mom and her denture-clacking cronies choose to become involved within the research, simply to finally end up in a jail cellphone choked with colourful prostitutes.

You'll discomfort with sympathy for Sabina's conflict with the bulge, shiver as she comes up opposed to a assassin, and chortle as she and the complete zany solid of characters become involved in a single outrageous scenario after another.

About the Author:

A.R. Alan is a born storyteller. Even in first grade, she turned infamous for scribbling tales on scraps of paper. while she wasn't doing that, she'd have her nostril buried in a booklet, absorbing different peoples' tales. interpreting and writing tales grew to become lifelong passions, and she's at present completing her 11th novel.

Worldwide commute and a profession that introduced her in contact with a endless movement of attention-grabbing personalities and celebrities fanned her already fertile mind's eye through the years, and validate the brilliant, multi-dimensional characters that folks her novels.

She can also be an avid environmentalist, and performed a big position in saving a brand new Jersey/New York mountain diversity from builders. it is going to stay open house forever.

Previously writing lower than the identify of B.B. Carter, she has had many brief tales, poems, and 5 novels released. She has additionally penned comedic fabric for Joan Rivers.

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